In writing 

It was meant only as a joke, when the foreign friend inquired of a retired Taiwan major general where the guns were buried when he welcomed him to show off his part time hobby farm. An amazing variety of crop ranging from Dragon and Passion fruit to every imaginable leafed vegetable thrived on the steeply stepped lot with views of Taipei City. Was it preparations of an island invasion from China or had local politics so angered military retirees that guns seemed the only answer.